 |
Name |
|
Neil Swainson |
| Nickname |
|
Rotherham Reject
and Swansong |
| Age |
|
Must be in his
early 40's with that hair colour. |
| Position |
|
Scowling at the
ref when he doesn't get a decision |
| Favourite
shot |
|
Near post bounce |
| Best
asset |
|
The Swansong
Estate (at the expense of a few banks recently) |
| Claim
to fame |
|
Been on TV (the
blue Telly Tubby) |
| Favourite
colour |
|
The colour of
money, especially that of the working class in his pocket |
| Biggest
achievement |
|
Winning deep
water with some small Yorkshire club |
| Future
targets |
|
A regular spot
on the BBC or Sky |
| Hero |
|
Floydy the £8mill
man |
